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13. "Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.". โ Cassandra Clare, City of Bones. 14. "Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of.
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Give it your all (within reason) Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood." โBill Murray. Bill Murray's career as a comedian, writer, and actor has spanned half a century.
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63. "Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police.". 64. "It's okay if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste.". 65. "Sarcasm - the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.". 66. "You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.".
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Now put it over your mouth.". Anonymous. "Stop complaining about your life. There are people out there dating your ex.". Anonymous. "Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment.". "Having children gives your life purpose.
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"Keep calm and carry a wand." โ A.W. Jantha, "Hocus Pocus & The All New Sequel" "The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last." โ Willy Wonka, "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory" "Why do they call.
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81. "I'm quite sarcastic, and I'm funny, but not kind of funny. It's a weird funny, and some people don't get me, and some people do." - Millie Bobby Brown. 82. "I'm not sarcastic. I'm just intelligent beyond your understanding." 83. "Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language.
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Funny Sarcastic Quotes on Life to Motivate & Laugh Out Loud. 11. "I don't like morning people or mornings or people". 12. "Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.". 13. "Everything happens for a reasonโฆ usually, the reason is some idiot.". 14. "Sometimes I shock myself with the smart stuff I say & do.
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Funny quotes about enemies. 31. "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."โ. Oscar Wilde. 32. " The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies.
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Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.". - Michael Scott, The Office. "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.". - Charles M. Schulz. "Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.". - Will Ferrell.
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"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day." - A. A. Milne Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. Abraham Lincoln If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? Abraham Lincoln The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time. Abraham Lincoln
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1. "Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane." 2. "If I had any talent in the world. I would be a great diva." โ Ruth Bader Ginsburg 3. "Someday I want to be perfect; until then, I'll be happy.
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Unknown. Unknown. New Year's Day is every man's birthday." โCharles Lamb. Unknown. "Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it.
