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Keep that smile. Keep going the mile. You're young at heart. Even if you have more farts. Funny Birthday Poems. We all age, and for some of us, it is not a problem. But for others, aging is a big deal. You can find more poems on aging to share with others. Happy Birthday Don't Be Blue.

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15 Funny Poems About Aging Keep Young At Heart Poet: Strickland Gillilan But young at heart - God keep us that! Let care be laughed to scorn. Let's keep our backs to eventide and always face the morn. Let's keep the ripeness of our noon to guide the girls and boys Whose youth is callower than ours and lacking deeper joys.

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A Senility Poem By Kelly Roper I really hate to say it, But my memory's starting to go. I'm occasionally forgetting names, And other things I used to know. But maybe I can use this To get out of things I don't want to do, Like mowing the lawn and washing the car, And scrubbing the toilet too! And I won't have to talk to my mother-in-law

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A zero, is my score. At times I put something away Where it is safe, but, Gee! The person it is safest from Is, generally, me! When shopping I may see someone, Say "Hi" and have a chat, Then, when the person walks away I ask myself, "who was that?" Yes, my forgetter's getting better While my rememberer is broke, And it's driving me plumb crazy

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These Funny Aging poems are examples of Aging poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Aging Funny poems written by international poets. In the Shade of Her Mango Tree. Sally was playing in her backyard…chasing butterflies and bees when she decided to rest a while in the shade of her mango tree.

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1. William Shakespeare, Sonnet 73. That time of year thou mayst in me behold When yellow leaves, or none, or few, do hang Upon those boughs which shake against the cold, Bare ruined choirs, where late the sweet birds sang. In me thou see'st the twilight of such day As after sunset fadeth in the west; Which by and by black night doth take away,

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Share your story! (0) Getting Older © Pam Harman Published by Family Friend Poems April 2011 with permission of the Author. I'm not impressed with getting older. It doesn't seem like a lot of fun. Every joint seems to be seizing up, And my feet won't let me run. I don't hear as well as I used to, My sight has never been good.

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10 Funny Poems About Getting Old - Humorous and Shareworthy Found a grey hair? Lost your get-up and go? You're not alone! We've got some funny poems about getting old, humorous and great to share with friends! Today i faced what most i feared my very first grey hair appeared it stood out boldly in my hair i couldn't believe that it was there

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Aging As you get older, Deny the reality That everything sags! Poem Details | by S.Jagathsimhan Nair | Categories: funny, life, old, Aging Aging Going down on his knees, the old man Proposed to his petite , pretty Ann "I have got two questions, to ask" , said he "First is whether you will marry me"… ' Yup', said the girl, 'what is the next?' ..

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Funny Haiku Poems About Getting Old Wrinkles and gray hair, Time flies, youth fades away fast, Old age brings laughter. Years like cherry trees Bloom, then fade into winter Laughter still echoes Winter's icy grip, Aging bones creak and crackle, Mountains stand steadfast. Wrinkles on his face, Aging like a fine wine does,

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Funny Birthday Poems; Measured Years Poet: Althea Randolph Age ne'er can rightly measured be, Nor thought of, even. Unless we count the days and years, As true love given! Will Not Grow Old Poet: Unknown It was an old distorted face An uncouth visage rough and wild, Yet from behind with laughing grace, Peeped the fresh beauty of a child.

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Funny poems about being old allow us to laugh at the quirks and challenges that come with advancing years. In this article, we will explore a few delightful examples of such poems that celebrate the humorous side of growing older. 1. "The Creaky Knees Club" I'm part of the Creaky Knees Club, Where every step is a groan or a rub.

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Read on for ten of the best soothing poems on getting older. 1. Aubade: Some Peaches, After Storm by Carl Phillips. So that each. is its own, now—each a fallen, blond stillness. Closer, above them, the damselflies pass as they would over water, if the fruit were water, or as bees would, if they weren't.

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42 Inspirational Poems about Aging 1 - 20 of 42 1 2 3 > Sort By Recommended Highest Rated New Poems Most Shared Most Votes Most Stories 1. I Still Matter Top 100 2 By Patricia A Fleming Published by Family Friend Poems September 2017 with permission of the Author. Dealing With Growing Old I'M STILL HERE My looks are nothing special,

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Need a smile? Funny poems about aging offer a delightful way to laugh at the inevitable changes that come with growing older. Lighthearted poems provide a unique perspective on the challenges and joys of gracefully navigating the aging process.

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15 Funny Poems About Getting Old 1. "A Symphony of Silver Strands" 2. "Over the Hill and Down the Lane" 3. "The Dance of the Growing Old" 4. "The Child Inside" 5. "A Sprightly Stroll" 6. "Together" 7. "The Fountain of Youth" 8. "Age Is Just a Number" 9. "The Lusty Lady of Sunset Hill" 10. "Simply Gold" 11. "When Age Descends" 12.