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Here Are 100 Hilarious Harry Potter Jokes To Get You Through The Day.. harry potter saved the wizarding world and destroyed voldemort at 17. 10:25 PM - 16 Apr 2015. Reply Retweet Favorite. 42.
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I'm re-listening right now and thought it was kinda funny when Cedric was talking about having polished his wand last night, then Harry rubs his with his shirt and sparks fly out, and Fleur gives him a dirty look. 834 pintvricchio • Unsorted • 2 yr. ago Yeah "polishing the wand" is pretty hard not to take for a masturbation euphemism. 477
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1. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash? With quit-itch. 2. If a wizard gets robbed by a Muggle, has he been Muggled? 3. Why is Mad-Eye Moody such a bad professor? Because he can't control his pupils. 4. What do you call two Quidditch players who share a dorm? Broom-mates. 5. What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord? A Volt-demort. 6.
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18. Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming. 19. I would take a Marauders Map just to stare at you all night! 20. You've got my heart on lockdown like a Gringotts Vault. If these.
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Use these clever and funny lines full of magic and wonder to help you win the hearts. In this Harry Potter pickup line compilation, you will find many references to movies and books. Enjoy and hope these lines may come in handy and useful when you need them. Click me to show the form!
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Funny Harry Potter jokes. Hermione also goes to Harry Potter: - Listen, five years ago, when I graduated, you cast a spell on me and told me that I would marry a rich wizard with whom I would have five children…. - Yes, I remember. - I came to ask you, when will that rich wizard appear, that I already have children?
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1 / 23 PedroRamosPhoto/Shutterstock Chapter One: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Groan Professor Quirrell walks into a bar, unwraps his turban, and presents the Dark Lord's face to the barman..
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Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
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38 Harry Potter Jokes That Are So Bad, They're Good
Here are 110 (+1) clean, cheeky, and dirty Harry Potter pick up lines. Clean and Cutesy — Clean Harry Potter Pick Up Lines If I was an animagus, I'd transform into your love bug. Get out of my dreams, and into my enchanted flying Ford Anglia. Let me take you to the Quidditch World Cup, I have a personal invitation to the minister's box.
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1. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash? With quit-itch. 2. How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron? Just one. She puts her wand in and the cauldron revolves around her. 3. Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter over Facebook? Because he has only followers, not friends. 4. If a wizard gets robbed by a Muggle, has he been Muggled? 5.
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Penned by author J.K. Rowling, the story of a boy who survived an assassination attempt in infancy, discovered he's a wizard at age 11, and grew up to defeat the most evil wizard on the planet has enveloped countless fans in a magical universe that we sometimes wish was real.
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Harry Potter Jokes featuring Ron Weasley. 40) You don't get my Harry Potter jokes? There must be something RON with you. 41) Why did the protons vote for Harry Potter to be president? Because they didn't want to elect RON. giphy.com. 42) Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between the pot he uses to make potions and his best friend?
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In book 5 when gred and forge talk about the side effect of a certain skiving snackbox they say it gives massive boils and makes sitting on a broom a real pain in the a- interrupted by Angelina Johnson Reborn1Girl • 3 yr. ago "They're not in places we generally display to the public." super_salty_boi Gryffindor • 3 yr. ago Between the butocks
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You know what readers love? Harry Potter. And also puns. Put them together, and you've got some real magic. (See what I did there?) Let's tuck in to some treacle tart and pumpkin juice and let the Harry Potter puns flow. I had to sort this into safe for work and not safe for work because lord, the internet is naughty.
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Look closely at the newspaper. You're about to kick yourself for never noticing this hilarious hidden joke in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Take a close look at the still from the.
